I retired from being a social butterfly/entertainer and now I'm a wizard lurking the balcony of my lunatic scowling tower with a refreshing beverage in one hand and a lawn dart in the other.
I used to be a crony gangster deer with the bizarre comedy and the looney shenanigans but I think I'll feel better in the long run if I just find that one special someone and give them most of my attention. Too many friends makes for bizarre complications, especially with the two very polarized sides of the political spectrum these days. I've been caught in the crossfire of enough crap, I've dealt with enough looney, terrifying misunderstandings.